暴 笑 Chinglish~(CHinese&English中式英语)
1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
我看到这个帖子的时候正在吃饭,害的我差点喷一屏幕..太搞笑了~
X5
相信英语稍微好一些的都能看明白.弱一些的我提醒一下,有很多是逐词直译,完全按
中国语法套路来的,是不对的,在英文资料里找不到这样的原文,美国黑人估计也看不懂....
